Arrr, ahoy, all ye lubbers and bilge rats, ye all know what today is?

Shiver me timbers, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day

We've had a bit of fun with this in the past here at MSW, let's keep the tradition strong, me hearties! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Arrrrgghhh me hearties -


May ye get a 17 pounder cannon ball up your arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse !!!

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated arrr!

Why are pirates, pirates...because they arrrr!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says "What's the steering wheel for?" The pirate says "Arrrr....it's driving me nuts!"



Some Pirate pickup lines………….

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Come on up and see me urchins.

Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?





Aaaaavaast me heaaaarties



















Greg

Arrr me heartie shouldn't that be: ye all know what today BE?

Aye!....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

Arrrrggggg!

Ahoy, it is a fine day t' be a pirate, gar! So, lets kick off our shoes, throw back some beers, and then take what we wish, gar!

Aye, so, anyone who is fait hearted lea'e. Those ladies who dare tread in the world o' us lawless sailors, beware. A pence for an old man o'de sea?


(Camelote is such a silly place!)

Aarrrrrrr

If ya are smart enuff to spell my name... ya'll see that I'm a Nat'ral Born Pirate

Arrrr You I

Aye, matey, now that be the spirit!

aye I agree... to the rum...