Haha, David the ads are there to keep you on your toes
As a member of MSW you can turn of the adds in your account settings, so when you've logged on they're not there...
Concur with everyone's comments, don't be too hard on yourself, choose nice, easy, inexpensive kits to cut your teeth on, subs are a good start along with destroyer kits...
And be proud you're having a go!
PS. Rigging is the hardest part and there's no right or wrong way to rig, well, anything. Trial and error is the key to find out what you're comfortable with. Some people like stretched sprue, some caenis, some like ezy line, and others very thin wire. Attaching can be tricky, patience is the key. A little each day, working out from centre and before you know it the job will be done